A Real Conversation:
The Ladyfriend (TLF): So what do you want from Portillo's?
Me: Um, a Beef and Cheddar Crouissant. I have drinks at the house, so don't worry about that. And we could share some French Fries.
TLF: Okay, so a Beef and Cheddar Crouissant and French Fries.
(Pause)
Me: Hmmm. That is really French. I didn't realize that.
(Pause.)
TLF: Do you want to change it?
Me: Gosh. It is really French. No, I guess it's OK this time.
TLF: Well, Crouissants are the best the French offer.
Me: True.
TLF: And the Beef and Cheddar concept is very English. That probably offsets it.
Me: Ya. And let's call them Freedom Fries.
3 comments:
So would Freedom Fries be exclusive to William Wallace and his friends...including Flatfoot?
You can take away our land. But you can never take away our Freedom Fries!
Oh, I like the Belgians! They make good Waffles!
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