But when Marc told me that a reader of his blog commented there about wanting to see Before/After pictures, I knew I had to give the public what they want:
Speaking of my hair, I discovered that my experience actually supports an important Biblical truth. Really. And so I am producing public awareness posters:
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Todd, Todd-
You are one of the most brilliant writers and hilarious people I know. Your final hair post had me laughing out loud... such a random (and yet not totally incorrect) use of Scripture.
Your readers are now wondering two things: 1) If your "Intended" will be given a new name once you're married and 2) Your readers are also wondering if maybe you could drop in her name once in a while to assure us that she does exist and that you call her something besides a title. (Don't worry, bud... I met her and I believe. She's a sweety.)
Haha. 1) The Intended assures me she has the perfect new moniker once we are wed. 2) It wouldn't be as funny (or as complete a reference to The Heart of Darkness) if I ever gave her name... :)
I will drop a hint for Todd et al...my new moniker that I have been tossing around my actual first name...and when it is revealed he will need to explain its partial significance by referencing my actual first name...that is the ONLY hint I can/will give prior to June 23, to Todd or anyone else!
sorry for the typo: this statement should read: "my new moniker that I have been tossing around contains a reference to my actual first name"
I'm really glad you got your hair cut, mostly because I realized that you resemble Clay Aiken in your Before picture and it frightened me.
Yikes. Clay is scary.
Ah, I see.
In some circles I am known simply as "Morgan's Mommy", so I think I get the gist.
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