You may have heard that Detroit Lions WR Roy Williams has guaranteed the win Sunday against the Chicago Bears. This is a man on an 0-1 team that scored 6 points in their first game. Yet, he said, "there's not a defense in the NFL that is going to stop us." Hmmm. What is wrong with people in Detroit?
So, Mark and I took a look at what else Roy Williams has guaranteed:
-Chicken dinners for the poor
-Jessica Simpson, PhD
-Weapons of mass destruction
-Peace on Earth
-Nice French people
-The oceans will dry up by October
-No more ugly people
- Osama Bin Laden's hidden location
-Subs so fast you'll freak
- Jfk's killer
-President Jess Ventura, Vice-President Arnold Schwarzenegger
-2007 World Series Champs: The Royals
-A replenishable fuel source
-No more Pauly Shore movies
-Pizza in 30 minutes or it's free
-Barry Bonds used no steroids
-There were no dinosaurs
-A Cubs championship
-Middle East group hugs
1 comment:
hilarious! People think I love the Lions since I'm from MI ... but I'd prefer watching a three hour curling match.
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